Sunday, March 4, 2012

"Show Me Your Juicy Boobs Please"

To the pervert who found my blog by conducting a Bing search for "show me your juicy boobs please":

C'MON! Juicy? Are you emotionally damaged from your mother's decision to only bottle feed you? 

Here are the only types of juicy boobs I know of:


And after that, I've just been left with something like these:


Do those turn you on?

Didn't think so.

Get off my blog, 'ya BOOB!



12 comments:

  1. I love those google search results:-) Juicy boobs - nice one!

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    1. What I really LOVE is how he was so polite about it! He or she (you never know) asked "PLEASE"! LOL!

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    2. OMG...I could TOTALLY RELATE...I had somebody come on my blog after searching "30 year old naked girls"...Talk about total perversion and not to mention- barking up the wrong tree! Loved this post!

      Nicki G. The Blissful Wife
      www.blissfulvida.com

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  2. LMAO! Omg seriously? Some people have issues lol. I started reading a couple of your older posts after leaving my last comment hehe. You crack me up, hence why I keep coming back to your blog :)

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  3. LOL wow, that is one of the more colorful searches I have heard. I need to check the searches that have led to my blog lol.

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  4. I read this when I was unable to comment and it could be my favorite blog post of all time...!

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  5. I wrote one post that included the words "boobs" and since then my primary source of traffic is clearly people looking for masturbation material. Quite depressing. I've just moved my blog to a new address - maybe this will help?? On the other hand, I did name a post "oops, my vagina's out," so I suppose I deserve some weird traffic!

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  6. hahah this is great! Some people are just plain pervs.

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  7. Hahaha! Love it!
    Happy SITS Day! :)

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  8. Hilarious!

    Happy SITS Day! :)

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