Tuesday, May 8, 2012

Spousal Chatter

We spent the weekend at our vacation home (really future retirement home, but we're in denial... "vacation" sounds more palatable). We have already completed the bulk of the remodel, but we still have a few little odds and ends which need to be completed. Since we have family coming, we drove out for a quick weekend trip hoping we could cross a few items of the "to do" list.


Our new place is located is a somewhat rural area. The closest mall is two hours away. The town's economy is primarily driven by tourism, so we do have some hoi-ty toi-ty boutique-style shops, but certainly no department stores...we do have a RiteAid, though.

These are not Calvin Klein's
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(...driving in the car)
Doc H: I forgot to pack underwear. I have to buy some.
Me: We're here for one more night. Can't you just turn them inside out?
Doc H: No! Where can I find some?
Me: I don't think you're going to find any.
Doc H: There's an apparel store! (Brakes, squeal, pulls over, ouch, whip lash...we go inside)

Doc H: Hello, Ms. Saleslady. Do you carry men's underwear?
Saleslady: (frowning) Nooooooo, we don't. Saw-reeeee....
Doc H: Do you know where I can buy some?
Saleslady: Umm... did you try RiteAid???

(back in the car)
Doc H: (despondent and defeated) RiteAid?!!! I'm not wearing under from RITEAID!
Me: Where do all the locals buy their underwear?
Doc H: They must all go commando.

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(...trying to mount a bathroom mirror)
Doc H: (getting tired of holding up the heavy mirror and frustrated with my slow mechanical abilities) Did you get it?!!
Me: I can't get it in the hole!
Doc H: Thank God you're not a man.



16 comments:

  1. Lol...I totally would have gone commando.

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  2. Haha! Yep, good thing you're not a man. That's totally something Husband would have said.

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  3. Smiling--loving that you are "not a man" and the locals go commando...;)

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  4. These are great! I can't wait for more!

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  5. F it. I would have gone commando too, hahaha.

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  6. Hahhaah I'm surprised he didn't just go "That's what she said."

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  7. Depends AKA disposable undies! TA DA! I bet those are at the ol' Rite Aid!

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  8. what did we do with all this great banter before blogs? ha. so glad we have it now so we can all enjoy :)

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  9. haha too funny! And yes, good thing you're not a man ;) lol...such a "man" statement to make :P

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  10. LOL.

    I am the driller, hanger up in our house for the most part.

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  11. So does Right Aid carry any underwear besides Depends? :) Ellen

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    1. I guess the Doc has never read "Don't Forget Your Panties" :)

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