Monday, July 30, 2012

Lisonopril, Zoloft, and an Eyebrow Pencil, Please

Something's going on. I can't quite put my finger on it, but whole--eee---eff---eee---meee!!! I've been grinding my brain, trying to back track in hopes I can pinpoint where I picked up this bad karma so I can beat it back into submission by whatever means necessary.

Look at this... {excuse the non-professional pics. I was in a state of shock and panic, completely incapable of taking a good photo.}

Don't know what your looking at? Here's a clue...

Still don't get it? Those are GREY eyebrow hairs. I had to pluck them from ONE eyebrow this morning. You get it? Just one eyebrow, not both eyebrows. I pluck everyday, so these suckers sprouted over night.

I need someone to post a DIY eyebrow dying post STAT! Otherwise, it's just a matter of time, before I look like Yang.


Couple this with What My Teen Daughter Stole From Me and I think I need a prescription for either a) Lisonopril or b) Zoloft.

I probably need both...along with an eyebrow pencil.


11 comments:

  1. So this probably isn't the time to mention that at 53 I still don't have any grey hair.

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  2. How about the grey hair that starting popping up on my chin.... good times:-)

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    1. I get one every now and then that is longer than a fruit roll up! OVERNIGHT! BAM!

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  3. aaahhhh! i'm just waiting for this to happen to me. going on 30 added to the fact that I have BLACK hair....major greys going on. They are having a party on my head, dammit!

    I have no advice, though. Sorry Em!! :) :)

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    1. Why do you think I've been going blonde slowly? It's become a necessity. :(

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  4. Probably better than going for the Einstein look!

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  5. Don't panic: it'll only sprout more! Just grab that pencil and do your thing: no biggie!

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    1. UGH. Don't tell me that, Michelle! Just makes me want to cry!

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  6. It happens- if we live long enough ;-)

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