I asked The Lawyer to buy me a pair of pantyhose on his way home from the work the other day, and apparently, this is an entire universe of wardrobe options that he never knew about. (Actual words: "There's a whole section called HOSIERY!") Just wait until he finds out about Spanx. It's going to blow. his. mind.
Wearing pants backwards is totally something I'd do. It's not uncommon for me to wear my undies inside out and not even realize it until the 3rd or 4th bathroom trip of the day.
Haha! If they were elastic pants, I can totally understand that. Also, faking the "What you're saying is utterly fascinating" look comes in handy more often then you would think, doesn't it?
I am frightening in Spanx, so I don't even want to THINK about ANYONE seeing me in (and OUT OF) them! As for the pants, I would SO do that! With pants...shirts...two different shoes...I'm lucky I'm even CLOTHED when I leave the house. i should really look into the whole "pants free" thing I've read so much about...
So cute! I'm surprised he knew what spanx are!
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Well, now he does. :(
DeleteTotally enjoyed this!!! :)
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DeleteI asked The Lawyer to buy me a pair of pantyhose on his way home from the work the other day, and apparently, this is an entire universe of wardrobe options that he never knew about. (Actual words: "There's a whole section called HOSIERY!") Just wait until he finds out about Spanx. It's going to blow. his. mind.
ReplyDeleteHe knows about the tampon aisle, too, right??? :)
DeleteWearing pants backwards is totally something I'd do. It's not uncommon for me to wear my undies inside out and not even realize it until the 3rd or 4th bathroom trip of the day.
ReplyDeleteThanks for not making feel all alone... :)
DeleteHaha! If they were elastic pants, I can totally understand that. Also, faking the "What you're saying is utterly fascinating" look comes in handy more often then you would think, doesn't it?
ReplyDeleteThey had a drawstring and the strings hung from my back along with the logo that made my butt look like it had been branded. :(
Deleteoh, another fun link up. My husband does the gourmet cook compliment also. His idea of gourmet and my idea of gourmet are two very different things:-)
ReplyDeleteMe too!!!
DeleteThese were awesome! And how had you kept the spanx a secret up to this point? Pants on backwards just supports my whole "pant free society" movement.
ReplyDeleteI'm a quick change artiste! :)
DeleteA pants free society would be a camel-toe free society! Sounds good to me!
I am frightening in Spanx, so I don't even want to THINK about ANYONE seeing me in (and OUT OF) them! As for the pants, I would SO do that! With pants...shirts...two different shoes...I'm lucky I'm even CLOTHED when I leave the house. i should really look into the whole "pants free" thing I've read so much about...
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