The Truth: Why I Can't Blog Today

I am having difficulty thinking clearly. Why you ask? Is it the glass or two of vino I had with dinner? No. It is a lack of sleep? Well, yes, but no. I've learned to keep my mental faculties sharp despite continuous sleep deprivation. Was a smoking something herbal? Or perhaps ingesting some adult brownies? No. Still a virgin there.

Let me tell you the truth... the reason why I can't think clearly enough to write a post worthy of anything meaningful or humorous.

I didn't do any laundry.

I am out of panties.

I am wearing the only pair I could find in the deep, dark corners of my drawer and I can't believe they still exist... a pair of XS from my twenties. They are twenty years old and the elastic still works much too well. I have no blood flow to my brain.

Can't. Blog. Must. Do. Laundry!