While killing some spare time during this latest medical convention,
I walked around this sleepy town's downtown.
Guess what?
Seems this town is not so sleepy after all!
Leave it to me to find some spice.
For goodness sake's, Ladies, here what we've all been praying for...
A gift for the men in our lives who are impossible to buy for...
Just in time for the holidays...
Because you know nothing says "I love you" like...
a real fur jock strap.
These people are serious.
Notice the "shoplifters will be prosecuted" sign
for their most sought after item.
Every man deserves a warm willy.
I'm pretty sure these will go unnoticed
underneath Doc H's scrubs, don't you?
Linking up at Finding The Funny
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Haha, what wouldn't they think of next? Good to note you didn't get a reflection of yourself in the window glass :)
ReplyDeleteIt was a hard shot to get without me in it. I was stretched out to the side and this was the best I could do. :)
DeleteI not only have heard of that, but I've been in that EXACT shop and seen the EXACT jock strap! I was with my MIL and we still talk about how much we regret not buying it. Can you say, best gag gift *ever*???
ReplyDeleteI'm glad you posted a picture bc when I tell people about it they don't always believe me. But here's the proof!!! Did you try on any of the $60,000 coats? I'm glad they still sell them, even 6 years later!
Really?! Thanks for not giving my location away! :)
DeleteI couldn't even get myself to go in the store. I can't deal with fur. Even faux fur gives me a bad case of the guilts. I couldn't believe such store existed! I was further surprised there was no red paint splattered over the front windows and doors. Some people just go nuts when it comes to fur.
LOL!! Oh wow...now that's some sexy stuff right there isn't it? What a "jewel" of an item for his...well jewels!, that they have to ward off shoplifters. PHEW! And I thought I didn't know what to get hubby this year. Furry Willy Warmer...CHECK! :P
ReplyDeleteIt's the find of the century, don't you think?
DeleteLOL! That is a great post and picture:)
ReplyDeleteAnd to think I walked away without a picture! I couldn't help, but to go back just to take the photo :)
DeleteI just threw up a little. :)
ReplyDeleteI couldn't believe it myself...
DeleteWow, that's gotta be itchy! And, if it's in a small town, it makes perfect sense...nothing else to do but to be kinky, you know. I commented to my mother that I had no idea how all of these little rinky dink motels stayed alive for 20+ years in our hometown and she casually went, "I guess from the prostitutes." My mind was basically blown, because I swear to you, the thought had never occurred to me. I wonder if there's a similar shop nearby to those motels.
ReplyDeleteYou think, itchy? I didn't even go in the store, and I definitely did not feel the urge to touch it.
DeleteYou're mother is probably right. Maybe these are high sellers among male prostitutes. You know, like baseball pitchers who have to keep their arms warm to stay in the game? Maybe the male prostitutes buy them to keep them going their whole shift?? LOL! :)
THAT is hysterical! That song "She's got boots with the fur" just poppped into my head with a slightly different lyrical version. I'm snorting....this is going to get a lot of play around my house. Wait til I show Irishman! Heck, I may even buy him one! HA!
ReplyDeleteOh, please!!! If you do, you must post! Now that's a gift that SCREAMS true love!
DeleteWho needs a bear skin rug when you can cuddle up with that on cold winter nights? I don't think my mind wouldve processed what that was if i was casually window shopping. Great find!
ReplyDeleteI protest. How many poor squirrels have to die in the name of fashion.
ReplyDeleteThis is hysterical! I honestly cannot believe they make such a thing!
ReplyDeletethis is so silly...made me laugh out loud though.
ReplyDeleteThank you for sharing at the Thursday Favorite Things hop xo
ReplyDeleteThis looks dangerously close to a merkin.
ReplyDeleteImagine the look on their faces when they open this, lol.
ReplyDeleteI'm visiting/following from the blog hop. Happy Friday!
BAHAHAHAHA! I don't even know what I would do if I saw it live!
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