I have a mouth like a sailor, especially when driving. It's a problem I recognize. The other day I was in the library when I learned what the fine is for an overdue DVD. As I walked back to my bag to get some money I said "fuck" a little louder than under my breath. A little girl of probably about 7 years old turned and looked at me in horror! Oops :(
Oopsie! No doggie can cover that one. :(
You could get another dog - cross a Bulldog with a Shih-Tzu :)
YOU are a CLEVER lady!!! Can I be your best friend??You seriously made my DAY!
I'm ashamed to admit, I've let out the occasional swear word in front of my children...ahem...cough cough...just a few times...AND I own a shits you! Imagine how free of stress I am! PS: My shits you looks nothing like the one in the image. Image Shits You is much much cuter than my dirty little bastard....see, how I worked a swear word in there :)
It took a lot for me to tame my potty mouth too! I say OH SNAP!! a LOT!!! ;-) and SON OF A BISCUIT!!!!!!
Even better would be if your neighbors were from Phuket.
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