Friday, October 12, 2012

I Don't Curse in Front of the Children...

I don't curse in front of the children, 
but some days I do find myself 
thanking my neighbor
for picking a breed
which allows me to yell...


as she walks it through the 'hood.

Stress.
Relief.

7 comments:

  1. I have a mouth like a sailor, especially when driving. It's a problem I recognize. The other day I was in the library when I learned what the fine is for an overdue DVD. As I walked back to my bag to get some money I said "fuck" a little louder than under my breath. A little girl of probably about 7 years old turned and looked at me in horror! Oops :(

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  2. You could get another dog - cross a Bulldog with a Shih-Tzu :)

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    1. YOU are a CLEVER lady!!! Can I be your best friend??
      You seriously made my DAY!

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  3. I'm ashamed to admit, I've let out the occasional swear word in front of my children...ahem...cough cough...just a few times...AND I own a shits you! Imagine how free of stress I am! PS: My shits you looks nothing like the one in the image. Image Shits You is much much cuter than my dirty little bastard....see, how I worked a swear word in there :)

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  4. It took a lot for me to tame my potty mouth too! I say OH SNAP!! a LOT!!! ;-) and SON OF A BISCUIT!!!!!!

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  5. Even better would be if your neighbors were from Phuket.

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