On a recent car ride to practice, I noticed LB uncharacteristically texting furiously as only a teen girl can.
"LB, what are you up to?"
"I'm being sa-moooooooothhhhhh with my crush!"
{HUH?!!!!}
"You have a crush? Who?"
"Christina, she sits next to me in math."
"You asked her for her phone number?"
"No, I don't have the nerve to do that yet, so I got it from a friend."
"So, you just sent her a text saying, 'Hi. This is LB'?"
"No! No! I just texted her asking what the homework was...even though I had already finished it 30 minutes before."
He's right. He's sa-moooooooothhhhhhh.
Dun dun dunnnn! Bring out the dauuuuughter in laws! (Oprah voice) hahahaha good luck!
ReplyDeleteHilarious. Also, this sort of thing proceeds much less awkwardly via text, i think :)
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Wow, that is smooth:-)
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