Tuesday, January 15, 2013

And Then My Dirty Thong Fell Into My Coffee

It could have been a fantastic morning.

The day was starting and it was full potential. My hot cup off coffee was never too far from me and Doc H was going into the hospital late.

Stuff happened, and then my dirty thong fell into my coffee.

What "stuff" happened you ask? There could be many different scenarios, but I'll give you two...

Hot morning sex with Doc H. Panties get ripped off in a fit of passion, thrown across the room only to land in my coffee cup.

Or...

Take an early morning shower and as I left the bathroom carrying my dirty clothes, my dirty thong falls into your coffee cup.

Did you guess correctly?

Yeah, it's proving to be one of those days. I should've just taken my cue from the morning omen.

Doc H started his day late, which I thought would be a nice change. I thought we might be able to have  a cup of coffee together. The vision of us around the table sharing a pot of coffee was squashed as soon as he came down the stairs muttering something about a conference call.

I must be in a mood, because as I listened to him utter words such as "catheter", "stent", "creatinine", and "bypass" my insides shuddered. This morning, I was jealous of the amount of time medical terms consume our lives. Normally, that's not me. That's not the way I normally I feel about medicine.

I'm in a mood, I tell you.

Tomorrow will be a better day.


19 comments:

  1. It has to be an exhausting life sometimes. Not just for him but for you as well.

    I have a cousin going through med school. He just got married in the spring and I have grave doubts his wife will be able to handle the life. I keep crossing my fingers that I'm wrong though.

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    1. As long as she doesn't have a Normal Rockwell painting stuck in her head about dinner and family time, she should be fine. There are some great perks, but today I'm just a little out of sorts. :/

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  2. Aww! Sounds like you had a rough morning! Hope tomorrow is better! I'm loving your blog!

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  3. Oh no! But what a funny post. I hope you can have thongless coffee - and plenty of it - tomorrow. For now, may I suggest a glass of wine?

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  4. Next time go for the edible sweetener panties!

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  5. oh, those medical terms.
    I GOTTA remember not to throw those around like that.
    {medical terms, not thongs...}
    :)
    I usually just forget that I'm the only one in my family that understands all that talk.
    Here's too a better tomorrow without all the medical stuff!

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    1. Well, when your in the middle of a phone call with the hospital, it's kinda hard not too...
      Today it was me, not him...

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  6. i hope tomorrow is better and you deserve scenario # 1 soon for your mood today :) Doctor's orders!

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  7. I'm sorry! I hope you have some better days! :)

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  8. Too bad it wasn't #1 and #2 is the stuff that happens to me. And I would be so bummed because I lurve my coffee!

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  9. Number 1 would have been awesome. Sigh. Because hopefully, it would have been worth it :-)

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  10. I was really hoping it was #1 for you...
    but we all have those days, right?

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  11. You know, I guessed it right away -- had it happen before! LOL. Hope you have a better day today!

    Stopping in from SITS

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  12. hilarious and not so hilarious! heres to a better day.

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  13. Eek, hope you've had a better day!

    And I'm impressed you even wear thongs. I could never. They are so uncomfortable.

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  14. Aw man! I am just impressed that you were wearing a THONG in the morning! I was wishing for the "better option" to be true...
    Visiting from SITS!

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