Wednesday, March 6, 2013

Does Bedazzling Lead to Vajazzling?

D2 came by the house to show me she had just "bedazzled" my old 2000 BMW that I had handed down to her.

For her eighteenth birthday she asked we buy her some purple BMW decals.

My poor, little, cute BMW. It has been customized in a way I don't particularly care for.

With much excitement, D2, invited me to come outside and look at how "cute" the car looked.

I saw these (in purple)


and this

And all I could do is pray...

Dear God,
I hope she didn't get carried away and 
get herself vajazzled.


7 comments:

  1. LMAO! I've never understood the vagazzling craze. Of course I've always thought shaving everything off down there was weird anyway. I'm a grown woman....I'm all for landscaping but there is supposed to be something there.

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    1. Ha! Maybe shaving a "landing strip" isn't enough for some of these younger men. Perhaps, some are not so smart, or have bad eyesight and need the sparkle to help them find it?
      I don't know. I don't get it.

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    2. Hahaha...I used to work at a full nude club and the younger guys would back away from the stage with a visible look of disgust if you had ANY hair there. The older men however loved it.

      I think there is a huge connection between that and the type of pornography they could get their hands on when they were teenagers.

      Cultural influence and all that.

      That might be a blog post.

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  2. LOL I'd never heard of Vagazzling...hilarious though! Sounds like the BMW looks..."interesting" now hehehe

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    1. So happy to educate you on the finer aspects of life. ;)
      I know! My poor car!!

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  3. "Look Mom, I have a landing strip!" "As you have no pilot. I'm okay."

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  4. HAHA. They do this here at a salon. It was not until just a couple of months ago that I even knew what a Vajazzle even was! ha.

    Now, I feel informed. And horrified.

    haha. you can post a photo of the bedazzled BMW! :) It sounds like a sight to see!

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