A Timely Email That Will Make You Laugh

Unaware of the health issues we've been battling, a friend of mine sent me this joke via email this morning.  I'm telling you, timing is everything!

An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their cell phones. The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy.

One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee. She decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote:

"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking, send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you." 

The husband texted back to her: "I'm on the toilet. Please advise."