Monday, July 22, 2013

What I Learned About Hoarders

I learned something this weekend, so I thought I would share my newfound knowledge with my readers whom I appreciate and love so much...

Never, EVER, fall asleep while watching
HOARDERS.

You'll end up having nightmares which include
Lindsey Lohan.

And, I'm not talking this one..
....the cute one.

I'm talking this one...
the you're-so-scary,-please-don't-even-look-at-me one.

Mix Lindsey with
that famous scene from Psycho

and these...
eyeballs

and hungry
zombies

and you'll wake up
like this, thinking
WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!!

but feel more like this...
Mama, I so skay--ooed!!!

Seriously, my friends...
 I contemplated 
taking up thumb-sucking again.


DISCLAIMER: 
I'm fairly confident my late night dinner
with Doc H which consisted of
spicy Mexican food and 
prickly pear margaritas
had no effect whatsoever 
on the aforementioned dream.



6 comments:

  1. It was spicy Mexican food that sent me to the ER with chest pain thinking I was have a heart attack. That's when I discovered I had heartburn.

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  2. haha! those eyeballs are wretched!!!

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  3. Mexican food will do that every time, unless of course it was Taco Hell, which causes explosions in the digestive tract so fast it has no time to be absorbed and give you frightmares.

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  4. You crack me up! haha. That show is ridiculous though.

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  5. I always watch TV while sleeping and it's hilarious the way it seeps into my dreams.
    Thank God, no Lindsey Lohan! *shudder*

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  6. Oh my goodness! That dream sounds crazy!!! I'm thinking it was TOTALLY the show's fault. ;-)

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