Never, EVER, fall asleep while watching
HOARDERS.
You'll end up having nightmares which include
Lindsey Lohan.
And, I'm not talking this one..
....the cute one.
I'm talking this one...
the you're-so-scary,-please-don't-even-look-at-me one.
Mix Lindsey with
that famous scene from Psycho
and these...
eyeballs
and hungry
zombies
and you'll wake up
like this, thinking
WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!!
but feel more like this...
Mama, I so skay--ooed!!!
Seriously, my friends...
I contemplated
taking up thumb-sucking again.
DISCLAIMER:
I'm fairly confident my late night dinner
with Doc H which consisted of
spicy Mexican food and
prickly pear margaritas
had no effect whatsoever
on the aforementioned dream.
It was spicy Mexican food that sent me to the ER with chest pain thinking I was have a heart attack. That's when I discovered I had heartburn.
ReplyDeletehaha! those eyeballs are wretched!!!
ReplyDeleteMexican food will do that every time, unless of course it was Taco Hell, which causes explosions in the digestive tract so fast it has no time to be absorbed and give you frightmares.
ReplyDeleteYou crack me up! haha. That show is ridiculous though.
ReplyDeleteI always watch TV while sleeping and it's hilarious the way it seeps into my dreams.
ReplyDeleteThank God, no Lindsey Lohan! *shudder*
Oh my goodness! That dream sounds crazy!!! I'm thinking it was TOTALLY the show's fault. ;-)
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