Thursday, September 19, 2013

Wearing My Vacation

I'm going to have to ask you to excuse the typos in this post. You see, I taxied Doc H to the airport at 4am this morning. That's ungodly no matter what cyber-sphere you live on.

He's off to a conference to give talks and moderate talks. Talks. Talks. Talks. Talks. Talks.

Once again, I am left home alone to kept our dog and pony show (that would be called family to most) running smoothly.

Since I was to be vacationing during this week, and he was to join me this coming Monday, I have decided I will spend the weekend spending. Yes. Since the hospital screwed me out of my vacation, I've decided to take my two week vacation this weekend. 

So, I'm taking the money I would've spent during my vacation (along with the cost associated with his portion of the vacation--including airfare) and heading to the mall. I already started this personal sporting event yesterday in the shoe department. In all honesty, I don't like to shop. I shop backwards. I buy the shoes first and match the outfit to the shoes. What can I say??? It's all I got working for me, people.

Today, I'm going to suck it all in and do my best to compress it all into some ass-lifting jeans.

Tomorrow, I'm shopping tops after some proper prepping by rolling my tube sock breasts up into a good brassiere.

By Monday, I'll be wearing my entire vacation and his, too.


  1. ha! gotta do what you gotta do woman. enjoy it!

  2. I'm sorry about the vacation. I guess you'll be buying an entire wardrobe with all of that money. If you like handcrafted jewelry to match all of your new stuff, let me know and I'll send you a link.

    On a personal note, I have a bunch of shoes that I have no outfits for, so I guess we have that in common. Happy shopping!

  3. Tube sock breasts....I die. Mainly because I'm sporting a pair myself. Sorry about your vacation. We got screwed out of ours this year too and it sucks. Next year I am going on vacation. Period. Mom has spoken and the hammer has fallen. And I do the same thing with shoes. I have at least 15 pairs of shoes in the closet waiting for a new outfit.


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