Where is She?

Where have I been? 

I have been deciphering acronyms.

At first, they started off easy:

NIH

SBIR

STTR

PHS

FDA

R&R

R&D

And then they became a little more of a head scratcher:

FOA

AHRQ

SFLL

F&A

SBC

CFR

SBA

IC

RFA

CSR

eRA

DRR

SRG

PD

PI

IND

CDER

CBER

CDRH

IMPAV

OMB

SO

PA

RFA

CFDA

Then, to make sure they've got me on my toes, they throw numbers in there:

SF424

PHS398

FAR 6.302-5

10 U.S.C.2304(b)(2)

41 U.S.C.253(b)(2)

13 CFR 121.3

13 CFR 121.106

U.S.C.288

... the list goes on and on.

...and those are just the first 25 pages of a 250 page document. 

Of course, that's not the only document I've got on bedside. There's even more.

My life is so exciting.