Wednesday, May 29, 2019
For various reasons he (read- I) needed to apply to three hospitals. That means three different web portals, three varying application requirements, and three different Medical Staff Offices to work with.
My friends, simply put, this was a freaking nighmare!
All point of contacts said the process was simple and should take about 30 days.
I call bullshit.
One hospital came in at 45 days only because we had an emergency and we were lucky enough to know a hospital exec who was able to push it through for Doc H.
The second hospital came in just over 60 days.
And the third and last? Almost 5 months. FIVE MONTHS!!
Do you know how many follow up emails and phone calls that is? I lost count.
I can tell you I spent over 60 hours submitting and uploading all materials. That doesn't account for any CV prep/update time. That is all time spent at the computer entering information on their portal and uploading documentation.
Every hospital had their own portal and each varied greatly in ease of use. Some were not user friendly at all. One portal only let me input data for five minutes before timing me out without saving any information. Another portal didn't like to work 3 out of 7 days of the week.
I would start the process at 6am, be banging my head on the keyboard by 7am, downing Tylenol with coffee by 7:30am, and spent the remainder of the day until I went to bed cursing at the powers that be.
Oh, my friends. If you are in the process of applying for privileges, I cry for you. Stay strong! Keep calm and credential on.